Book Your Stay
Good news — there's no booking system, no deposits, and no paperwork.
Just arrive.
How It Works
- Fly to the hotel — follow the scent of fynbos and look for the wooden structure in the garden.
- Inspect the rooms — browse the bamboo suites, pine cone lofts, drilled log rooms, and other accommodation options.
- Move in — find an unoccupied chamber that suits your size and preferences. If it's empty, it's yours.
- Stay as long as you like — one night, one season, or forever. No questions asked.
Availability
Rooms are allocated on a first-come, first-served basis.
| Season | Occupancy | Best For |
|---|---|---|
| Spring | High | Nesting, fresh foraging |
| Summer | Moderate–High | Extended stays, warm-weather species |
| Autumn | Low–Moderate | Quiet retreats, late foragers |
| Winter | Low | Overwintering, solitude seekers |
Pro tip
Arrive in early spring for the widest selection of rooms and the best foraging. By mid-October, the premium drilled log rooms tend to be claimed.
What to Bring
- Yourself
- An appetite for wild food
- A tolerance for weather
- A willingness to coexist
That's it. We provide the shelter. Nature provides everything else.
Cancellation Policy
There isn't one. You can't cancel a stay you never booked. If you leave, your room becomes available to the next guest. No hard feelings.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Do I need to register? A: No. We don't know your name, and we don't need to. Anonymity is a feature, not a bug.
Q: Can I bring my colony? A: We prefer solitary guests. Small groups are tolerated, but this is not a hive venue.
Q: Is there parking? A: There is no parking. You have wings. Use them.
Q: What if all rooms are full? A: Explore the leaf litter lounge, check back later, or investigate nearby wildflower patches while you wait. Turnover is natural.
Q: Do you accept non-flying guests? A: Ground-level accommodation is available for crawling species, but the full hotel experience requires flight capability.
Q: Is it safe? A: Safer than being out in the open. But this is nature — we offer shelter, not a security detail.
Find Us
The Insect Hotel Somewhere in the Western Cape, South Africa Among the fynbos, near the mountains, close to the sea
Navigate by scent, sight, or instinct.
A final word
The best things in life require no reservation. They just require showing up. We'll leave the light on — well, the south-facing entrance open, at least.
See you when you get here.